selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I really feel fucking depressed because I’m a coward bitch and every time I try to be outgoing, truthful, or stand up for myself I get rejected and fuck me.
You’re forgetting about me.
awesomephilia: My friends are so real [via]
macarena-of-time: i may be annoying but at least i don’t write m-rated my little pony fanfiction
My name’s Taylor, and I’m sexually frustrated.
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
69-in-the-afternoon: 1000 ways to die: get emotionally attached to a tv show
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
snorlaxlovesme: It should be a law that any time two characters say something in unison they have to make out afterwards. Or any people.
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING