Suck my Deke!

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I am literally counting down the days. If I don’t count today, there are exactly 19 days until I see my first live concert. The only thing better than that is the fact that I am going to see the one and only…

Ahhh. :) If only 19 days came sooner. 

What is the world coming to?! Has anyone else heard about this girl. This ELEVEN year old girl. She is a potty-mouthed, spoiled, disgusting little brat. She posts her videos talking about how she has 3 boyfriends, and everyone is jealous of them. She says she’s perfect and that the internet is just jealous of her, and that everyone is a hater.

 Get this. She posted this video explaining that she is going to “Pop a glock your mouth and make a brain slushie.” Honestly… That is not the way for a tween to talk, and that is not the way for anyone to talk. She completely trolled herself. She is the total epitome of an attention grabbing adolescent. She makes teenagers look bad. People who watch her videos get an impression that we all act like her. I was shocked watching her video because she swears more in one sentence, than the average adult swears in the span of a week. I heard some words that I have never heard before, and I did not like it.

After her video, which is titled “Haters” on youtube, a swarm of comments in the comment section of her videos and profile were posted that were, “Hating on her.” She immediately posted a video of herself crying and she explains how the internet ruined her life. Oh! That’s not the best part, her own father is yelling at the “Haters” instead of his daughter. He says he called the Cyber Police. (Not a Real Organization…) She and her family are currently under police protection. 

I feel like I should pity her, but then I think she seriously needs to learn a lesson. Her parents do to. I definitely do not condone her behavior, honestly, if your don’t have a weak heart, find these videos she posted and see exactly what I’m talking about. You WILL be shocked. I even heard that Tumblr closed down all of her accounts and everything. 

How does she know about these things?! When I was eleven, I was playing jump rope and hopscotch, not jumping on the webcam, and roping my 3 boyfriends. When I was eleven, I was watching pokemon, and spongebob. (Still do, but that just proves my point further. :D) I for sure wasn’t watching my “Fans” and my “Haters” on a website for people that weren’t even the correct age group. When I was eleven, the worst word I knew was butt. Not… Well, the whole sailor’s dictionary. I wish you the best Jessi. I hope you get a brain, and I hope you get some common sense. Your parents too…

Monet, you and Brittany are catty, dramatic and rude to everyone in the Big Brother house. I know that you are going to be evicted this week. All I can say is, “GOOD RIDDANCE JERK!” I am pretty sure that nobody is going to vote Matt off this week. Nobody even sees him as a threat. Plus, he’s a genius. I am SUPER glad that Brittany got the Veto and not Monet, because even though the two of them are equally insulting, Brittany is really funny in the confession room. Her comments, although rash, are probably the second funniest thing in the Big Brother House. The award for the funniest thing in the house ends in a 3-way tie. The Meow Meow’s personality, The fact that Rachel is a “Super Smart Chemist” and Kathy’s ability to not be able to pull herself out of a vat of Caramel. She’s a police officer for toot’s sake! Big Brother, don’t stop trudging. You get me though the week. I cannot wait until Sunday to see Monet get evicted. She already won $10,000. I would vote her off too. Goodnight Tumblr! :D  

My computer got a really bad virus and I wasn’t able to complete my 30 day challenge straight through. I am going to just pretend it never happened and continue on with the challenge in a few days when my computer isn’t in Safe Mode. :D

Annie was the saboteur, and now she’s gone. Didn’t think that would end like that. You know, I never really liked her, so I am kind of happy she was voted off. I didn’t like Rachel either so it was kind of a win-win situation. I KNOW that Rachel is going to put up Hayden this week because she won HOH. I will be very upset if Hayden leaves. There is a Glimpse of hope. Meow-Meow will take care of it. :) Rachel’s gonna’ be like… “YOU TRIED TO SEPARATE ME AND BRENDAN!” Look red Head, (If that is your real hair color which obviously its not and its done badly…) You known him for less than 13 days, and you are already fondling with him in a hammock. You’re crazy. After Big Brother, I bet you 7 dollars that they are going to get a reality show and call it “The science of love” or some garbage. All I’m saying is, She needs to go. But before she goes, I want to see Brendan go just to start a bit of drama. I think Big Brother is the only show that makes me angry enough to rant on Tumblr. But, it’s just SO entertaining! I love it! Final Thought? Annie and Rachel are the only two characters that I didn’t like from the start. So, Happy Birthday to me when BOTH of them were on the chopping block. Who I would like to see make the finals are Hayden, Brittany, Ragan, and Matt. That would be the best scenario. 

These Men are AMAZING.